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Her meningitis has caused her retardation. Still someone proposed to marry her.

Tito Jun: (In his scariest, meanest voice) Tinanan-tanan mo 'yan,
alam mong may sakit 'yan! 'Wag mong sasaktan 'yan, makakatikim ka.
The Retard's Husband: Opo. Alam ko naman pong 7 years old lang ang utak n'yan eh.
Lola Chit: Bakit hindi mo isama 'yan sa reunion sa sabado? (referring to the The Retard's Husband)
The Retard: 'Tong putang inang 'to!? Isasama ko!? Ang pangit n'yan eh! (Put double emphasis on pangit)

Everyone fell silent, except The Retard's Husband. He grinned like crazy.

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I have been meaning to write something about what I've read three (or four?) years ago on Jessica Zafra's third Twisted Compilation: Planet of the Twisted. On page 124, in her article
To Kill For (July 19, 1997), she mentioned MMMBop. Except that she spelled it with only two M's. (I wanted to strangle her badly when I first read it, but I've already calmed down. Really.)

Zafra wrote:
" I have warned you that Mmbop is dangerous to your health.
Now I have reason to believe that Hanson the pubescent trio attempted to assassinate D.T., head of my Ministry of Conspiracy Theories.
D.T. was driving his brother's van when Mmbop came on the radio. The radio was on the floor of the van, so he leaned down and changed the radio station. Mmbop came on again; again he changed the radio station. Mmbop started playing again. He spun the dial in search of a station that was not playing that song, and looked up from the radio just in time to avoid crashing into another car.
Beware the murderous Mmbop."

What's the point of this entry? Nothing, really.

Jessica Zafra, however, did criticize the pointed, hard-to-decipher handwriting of another Catholic exclusive school for girls. Unfortunately, this another Catholic exclusive school for girls, which is Assumption, was where I came from.

Don't get me wrong. Ms. Zafra's sarcasm or whatsoever makes me laugh.

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Happy New Year everyone!

who I am...

You are a cat woman. You are independant and very self-rigious. You have a mind of your own and are not afraid to show it. You tend to hide your true feelings and get frustrated (easy).

Who are you Inside? by Quizilla

i am a bisexual.

>_<

(snatched it from Tonet's blog)

Quizilla

Asia quake & tsunami

Massive tidal waves today triggered by an 8.9 magnitude earthquake have wiped out coastal areas across southeastern Asia, killing more than 3,000 people -- most of them in Sri Lanka and India. The initial quake struck about 100 miles off the coast of Indonesia's Sumatra island about 7 a.m. local time.

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source: CNN.com

christmas time

*sings* everybody needs a little loving around christmas time *stops singing*

hehe.. i'm pretty sure there are only few of you guys who know or recognize the song because it is a Hanson original. ehehe..

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

may everyone attain the peace they deserve! *cheers to world peace!*

mmmmmwaaaahhhh!!!

misa de gallo

it's my father's birthday today and he turned 45. eheh. XD

so i slept at around 1:15 AM because Adeth and I were having a slight problem/fight and it was important that we end it immediately. then I woke up at 3:30 because the mass starts at 4. surprisingly, i wasn't sleepy during the mass considering how late I went to bed.

anyway, it's really disappointing to see kids/young/adolescent people wearing skimpy clothes during mass. :( plus, they were acting as if they're years older than me when they're only 12-15 years old!! gwah. scary generation.. I saw young girls with their eyebrows shaved looking like single lines. ick.

and what they were wearing!? gawd. they could have given justice to the clothes/designers!!

what's worse... wala man lang silang korte. wala silang bust at pwet at anlakas ng loob nilang magsuot ng sexy clothes. yuck.

tagaytay madness

it's been quite long time since i last typed in an entry. eheh. update:

it's christmas time! vacation started last friday. but parting ways was kinda sad (as always) 'cos it was planned that we, mela, ria (along with DJ and Randy), ee-chan, adeth and I would go to Starcity. We thought we'd be leaving UST at around 6 pm and go home before 10. but the others left when it was almost 9:30 and det & I couldn't go anymore. I wanted to go but .. unfortunately, det & I both have curfews.

I wasn't able to see Oniisama and Eka-san before vacation so I'd probably just give them their gifts right when classes start next year.

anyway, last saturday, my family and I went to Tagaytay and stayed at the Sunrise Hotel. It was very unpleasant, I tell you. I had my father and sister killed roaches for me cos I thought I was going to have a heart attack. That f-ing hotel. bleargh. Ok..then we went to this Zoo where there were really large snakes and my mother was freaking out (literally) because she's scared of them and i had my picture taken with a really large and fat snake on my neck. eew. the thing was scaly. my mother almost killed my father for taking too long to set up the camera. she was shrieking and screaming, "nasasakal na si Jama!!" .. it was so funny. then we went to Taal, Batangas. The road to Taal from Tagaytay was kinda terrifying because it was the ridge of the mountain. it was the very top of the mountain, and there weren't any road lights. any wrong turn of the stirring wheel and you might die. We (my father actually) wanted to see the Taal Church- it's a Basilica so it was really large but it wasn't aesthetically significant. really. the walls were so bare and i didn't feel anything for it.

and then there were the vendors of the pasalubongs. i know it's christmas season and all but i was really annoyed cos they looked so pathetic. ang kuleeeeeeeeet!!! nakakaasar talaga.

i got home yesterday and wasn't able to go to mass.

...merry christmas everyone!! (although it doesn't really feel like it's almost christmas..)

birthday crapness

it's my 19th birthday today and i really am not in a good mood. ts. it's 9 am and my class started 30 minutes ago and we are supposed to have a quiz today. andito ako sa comp shop. at wala akong alam sa mga nangyayari sa classroom.

thanks for waking up late. >_>

4 days to go..

four days to go before my 19th birthday.. am i suppose to feel that i'm getting old? cos i don't feel anything like that. heheh..

wala pa'kong pang-regalo sa mga tao.. so.. advance merry christmas na lang muna!! :)

PS: happy birthday to phoebe (jMe's bestfriend) and belated happy birthday to Kristel M.

i'm finally letting go...

Just as Casper once said... can I keep you?

...maybe this time I can fully let go. yes..hopefully. now that I know the truth, now that I know what I should have always known... now that I can stop thinking about the questions that had been lurking inside my head for years... because now, I already know the answers.

What if you don't believe in love? What if you met the person who's meant to teach you how? And what if you fall for him...yet...he was just meant to teach?

crap!!

crap.

pix

sorry malabo...

Nov 30 2004

TAYLOR GRASPED MY HAND!!

ok..there were other fans who got the chance, so what? anyway, i thought i was going to cry hard last night. Aliw Theatre wasn't totally filled but there were lots of people. We waited in line for 45 minutes, i think, and waited inside the theatre for another 30. I saw Barbie Almalbis, she was in front of me. Gawd, was she beautiful!! wai~!! VJ Iya performed 3 songs for 20 minutes or so then we waited -again- for 30 minutes because the production staff had to make a sound check. Everyone was crazy! (yeah, including Adeth. XD) I saw jMe and Florence and a few acquaintances from HOFF like Helga and the others. Walang kwenta yung seat numbers and price range kasi nag-landslide ang tao. (tao-slide? corny. --;) almost everyone were in front of the stage up to the mid-theatre.

hekhek. i was singing the whole night, except for 3 songs which I didn't know (an un-released single, U2's song, and the last one rock & roll song). The band sang 4 tracks from Middle of Nowhere, 4 from This Time Around, and 5 from Underneath. Tapos pag kinakanta yung released singles (mmmbop, penny & me, if only, TTA), tinotoyo ang mga tao. hakhak!

ahahaha~~~!!!! hinawakan ni Zac ang kamay ko!!! at si Taylor!!! ahahahahaha~!!!! yo estoy muy euforico. (orgasmic. XD) ehehe.. ndi naman pala talaga mukhang kambing si Ike.